my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
Really, it’s a success story and a testament to hard work and strong principles because I’d sell every single shitty fandom blog on this entire website for a ripped ten dollar bill and I’d throw in the One Direction shipping blogs for free but Tumblr made one hundred million times more that money for the entire site and we should celebrate that
*eats an entire sleeve of ritz crackers while sexting*
Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
I literally gasped
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact