It’s 2:30 am and I can’t shut my brain up enough to fall asleep and I have an exam at 9am
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritos
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it