It’s 2:30 am and I can’t shut my brain up enough to fall asleep and I have an exam at 9am

Death in video games:
Male character: ARGH!!
Female character: oh. oh!! UHHHng!!!! I'M COMING!!!!?

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

b1awhore:

same

b1awhore:

same

thanks guys, rev your car engine! I was trying to figure out the size of your dicks, but now I know